On Trial

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, the...

Password Problems

A new blonde employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “Whenever I type the password, it just...

Talking Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50....

Conversation With God

A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him, and how fortunate he was to...

King Of The Jungle

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest...

Heaven and Hell

A minister had worked himself up into a frenzy while delivering a sermon on Heaven and Hell. "Stand up if you want to go...

In the Beginning…

A little girl asked her mother: "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children,...

It’s Tough Being A Guy

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has...

The World’s Smartest Man

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the...

Driven to Distraction

Two 80-year-old women are driving when they come upon an intersection. The light is red, but they drive right through it. The woman in...

Feast That Never Stops

“All the days of the desponding and afflicted are made evil , but he who has a glad heart has a continual feast (regardless of circumstances).” - Proverbs 15:15 Amplified Bible. Can life really be a “continual feast”? This is not fantasy or fiction, but a promise in the Bible....

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